Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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