I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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