We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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