I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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