whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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