id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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