The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Can you bring me the toilet please
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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