Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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