I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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