So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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