Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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