He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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