u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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