But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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