It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
they need to just BURY HIM!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
