awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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