Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
