no, he came in my armpit
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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