We won't sleep together?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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