Plan B is the new Plan A
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
This is my gift to your gina
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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