She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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