I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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