left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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