I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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