office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this beer tastes like vomit already
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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