Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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