It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
