Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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