Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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