Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
