suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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