I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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