White coat. Heels.
You can't special order awesome
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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