Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So much rum. So many feels.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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