She is in my trunk
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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