that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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