Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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