Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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