He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
