two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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