I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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