Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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