is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You can't motorboat a personality
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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