JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Ketchup is God's man juice
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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