I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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