Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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