Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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