I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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