If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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