The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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