Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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