I got chris browned last night
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
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